Surprise Chinese Boost

I like to think of myself as a smart, rational, un-superstitious person, but please. I knock on wood, throw salt over my shoulder, and read my horoscopes. So when this came in my fortune cookie after dinner last night, I was all like YES YES THAT'S ME! THIS IS THE FUTURE:

Um, heck yes I will. Just need to get over this damn eating disorder and then THE WORLD IS MINE.